Shark Week (2012)
If Grizzly was “Jaws with claws,” then I guess Shark Week is “Jaws with Saw,” which sounds like a great idea. Shark Night treaded into these waters, but who wouldn’t want a full-on mash-up of a series involving convoluted revenge and murder plots with sharks? I think most reasonable people would like that, and there are probably even some unreasonable people who wouldn’t even mind if The Asylum were the ones to do the deed. Typically, I’d count myself among those ranks, but, this time, I can’t help but think the mockbuster titans really took a cool concept and wasted it on another cheapskate production.